Millwall Tour - Malta 2003

Tour Drinking Rules

RIGHT HANDED DRINKING ONLY between 0 and 30 minutes PAST THE HOUR as shown on the TOWN CLOCK
LEFT HANDED DRINKING ONLY between 30 and 59 minutes PAST THE HOUR as shown on the TOWN CLOCK
EXCEPT between 12 o’clock and one o’clock, when ALL DRINKING MUST BE TWO-HANDED 

The TOWN CLOCK is the largest clock visible from whatever drinking establishment you are in, or, in exceptional circumstances the FINESMASTER will designate a clock or watch as the TOWN CLOCK.
 
IF YOU ARE CAUGHT DRINKING WITH THE WRONG HAND THE STANDARD PUNISHMENT IS THAT YOU MUST IMMEDIATELY FINISH YOUR DRINK, IN ONE!
 
FALSE ALLEGATION: The Accuser downs his drink in one.

SPILLAGE RULE: If you cause spillage, you must drink some of it from wherever it has fallen. [Hint: Do so immediately!]
POINTING RULE: No finger pointing allowed.
2 DRINKS RULE: (Apart from carrying them from the bar etc) No Player should be holding two drinks at the same time. If so the “correct hand” drink must be downed in one.