Players List

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	Name	DOB	Nationality	Biography	Stars (click once to select)
Front Row - select 3 different players only
	Jugdeep Atwal	1981	?	Looks good in pre-season - will he be available enough?	6
	Gareth Batley		Welsh	Remembers when Wales were good (no one remembers when he was)	4
	Leigh Blinman		English	Keen, young and fit - bugger!	6
	Calum Cameron		Scottish	Like Bob, only better spoken.	3
	Bob Cluness		Scottish	In-decipherable, big-hearted, big-gutted loon.	6
	Mike Costin	1965	English	Has played everywhere, and possibly nowhere, for the Club	4
	Chris Davis		English	The future of forward play - God help us.	5
	Kevin Doherty		English	If you're looking for what's wrong with English rugby, start here	1
	Toby Dutfield	1975	English	Oh dear!	8
	Jason Evans	1979	New Zealander	Plays like all the Kiwis - hogs the ball and talks himself up	7
	Tim Ibbotson		English	Poster boy for the Club - can't decide which haircut suits him best	6
	Rick Jacobs		South African	Competing with Flush for most ridiculous facial hair	6
	Christo Kotze		South African	Another of those hard Veld boys	4
	Chris McCafferty		English	Always preparing for sport, never usually rugby!	4
	Patrick Mooney - NEW		Irish	Ugly, awkward and confrontational - a return to Irish rugby values from the '50's	6
	David Paton		Scottish	The new David Sole - c'mon Silver Lady	4
	Jamie Rockman	1978	English	Stout Yoeman of Olde Englande	7
	Pablo Sanchez		Spanish	Our own Catalan tyro - if only he knew something about rugby	5
	Matt Scrafton		?	Another early injury - save your pennies for the transfer window	2
	Wayne Thompson		English	Setting in a new standard in shoulder width, and post-match eating	6
	Ray Tierney		Irish	Likes to think he is the nicest man in the club - wanker!	7
	Dr. Mark Turner		English	An educated man amongst the mongrel English.	3
	Martin Ward	1974	English	Self-proclaimed god and dodgy singer	9
Second Row - select 2 different players only
	Peter Caley		?	Starts the season in the 1st XV - Hmmmm	5
	Adam Crawford	1976	Australian	Tall, mean - and that's just at the bar	7
	Wynan De Ronde		South African	A dwarf of a man...	4
	Richard Found		?	Lost? Or found? Let's hope he finds himself playing a lot.	7
	Rob Garwood	1979	?	Young, keen and mobile?	4
	Simon Heath		?	Sounds like a footballer.	5
	Dan Ifield		English	Ginger - say no more!	4
	Neil Mangeolles	1971	?	Crazy name, crazy guy!	5
	Tony O'Haire	1971	English	Plays like a genuine Rugby League convert from lock!	7
	Justin Roberts		?	Played a lot last season - expected to do well	3
	Anthony Rockman		English	If he was as good at rugby as he is at whingeing...	1
	Chris Shemwell	1974	English	Has all the attributes of a fine player, now where did he leave them?	5
	Myles Treharne	1981	Welsh	Should be very popular if he keeps bringing three girls to after match drinking!	6
	Brendon Wheeler		New Zealander	Mobile, good hands - a modern lock!	5
Back Row - select 3 different players only
	Oliver Arthey	1978	English	Small, fast and always drunk	6
	Mike Beech	1969	English	Awards his own tries, so expect high scores	1
	Mark Burnal	1977	English	Compiles match stats so look for exceptional (although completely untrue) performance	3
	Matt Corben		Australian	Broken off a large boulder, hard as flint	3
	John Geromoschos	1974	English	Plays all over the field - except where picked...	4
	Michael Goodall		English	Likes dipping the shoulder, but might not score too often	2
	Karl Harris		English	Will he save the Lions?	2
	Mike Hauptfleisch	1973	South African	If he was only as good as his moustache	4
	Rick Hermon	1976	English	Small, bald and mean - a deadly combination	5
	Anton Kriel		South African	Pimpernel of Millwall rugby	7
	Brian Lindsay	1974	South African	Nicest man in the Club.	10
	Gavin Lowery	1971	English	Should really be Scottish, but too embarrassed	3
	Jon McLachlan	1974	English	Mr Dynamo who has a knack of always taking the last pass	8
	Rich Murphy	1978	English	Inseparable from Mike Goodall in pre-season - where were they?	3
	Adam Newland		Welsh	Don't buy now - watch out for Adam when his shoulder is better in January	7
	Eoin O'Connor	1965	Irish	More interested in keeping his points average up.	7
	Gareth Parkhill	1976	New Zealander	Slight but with the OZ mentality	5
	Wi Paewhenua		New Zealander	Big hitting Kiwi - so he says!	5
	Richard Skele - NEW		English	Small, chubby - surely he'll be pushing Olly aside...	3
	Wim Slabber		South African	Has one of the best looking girlfriends on his phone - yeah, right!	4
	Hannes vanStaden		South African	Should be as good as he is tall	6
	Nigel Webb	1967	English	Small and flexible, surprisingly. Responsible for taking out Newland	6
	Jonathan Welti		English	Still scared of the big boys from tour	2
Scrum Halfs - select 1 player only
	Adam Cottis	1965	English	Old, fiery and slow-passing� another English s/h	4
	Chris Dickinson	1977	English	Bane of close defence everywhere, a regular points machine	9
	Rhodri Gabe		Welsh	Unknown force to be reckoned with - and a rarity in a decent Welsh player!	4
	Rudi Groenewald	1980	South African	Looks like he should be a flanker - at least the forwards will talk to him	5
	Andrew Martin		New Zealander	Has as many names as the Inuit have for snow	6
	Larry McCabe	1964	Scottish	When not hitting his own team, Larry dresses well	4
	Brent McMillan		New Zealander	Promising, young, keen	2
	Stewart Perry		English	Hangs around bars with Scotsmen	2
	Charl Roux		South African	Looks like his mother asked him to stop, but wisely didn't listen	4
	Matt Shorrock	1979	Australian	More pride than your average Oz, more lies than Dr Goebbels	6
	Phil Walton	1974	English	Accomplished, elegant - surely a mistake	6
Fly Halfs - select 1 player only
	Eben Beetge		South African	Old-fashioned half-back, enjoys a cigarette while warming up	4
	Ben Duckett	1974	English	Had to be English with a name like that - aparently not bad though	2
	Louis Newton		English	Big, robust and Northern - surely a place in the pack beckons	8
	Dom Sutherland		New Zealander	Wasps - who are they?	7
	Nick Tiffin	1977	English	Never as good as his brother, but somehow holds on to a 1st team place	10
Centres - select 2 different players only
	Phil Antenbring	1972	English	Millwalls own try machine	10
	Marco Bardelle - NEW			Has the flouncy hair that many of our existing centres lack - can it translate to points?	3
	Jermain Barnes		English	Young, skilled, with pedigree - what's he doing here?	4
	Kevin Bulmer	1977	English	Our own version of Mike Tindall - fat bastard!	5
	Paul Burns - NEW		Irish	Flambouyant, drunk and talks shite - should fit in well	4
	Matt Dobson	1976	English	Our own version of Jeremy Guscott, talented and lazy	9
	James Fitzpatrick - NEW		Irish	O'Driscoll, D'arcy, Fitzpatrick - you can see why the selectors overlooked him for international honours	2
	Chris Hattingh		South African	Looked good at Folkestone - how will he cope with Essex Man?	3
	Robin Jones	1979	English	Should really be Welsh with a name like that.	5
	Stephen Kennedy - NEW		Irish	O'Driscoll, D'Arcy, Fitzgerald... it's a wonder he doesn't take up knitting	3
	Craig Kruger		South African	He's more machine now than man�.	8
	Ryan Kuzleszka - NEW			Crazy name - crazy guy	4
	Antoon Lombard	1975	South African	Plenty of points, plenty of matches - a nice complete player	4
	Alastair McCaig	1975	Scottish	Memories of the balding Scottish centre from the '70's	3
	Adam McCann - NEW		English	Young, keen, trains, plays... points to go!	2
	Romain Perret		French	A little Gallic flair to our midfield	3
	Jaco Potgieter		South African	New and keen, should go far.	4
	Neil Rice		English	Insert your own thieving scouse joke here�	3
	George Sobek		?	Experienced at centre and flank - how old-fashioned!	5
	Paul Spendiff	1974	English	Despite looking completely disinterested, a real try machine	10
	Shawn Spilsbury	1973	English	Thankfully doesn't spill the ball	5
	Anton Stander		South African	Part of the new crop of fast, direct centres, should do well	7
	Ewan van Rooyen		South African	Proof indeed that there are nice, affable saffers out there.	6
	Scott Vinnicombe		English	Ugly, English and Young - sadly overlooked by Clive Woodward	6
Back Three - select 3 different players only
	Leon Alexis		English	Attitude, pace, hands - looking to do well this season	6
	Phil Aspden	1964	English	Old man, young heart (a result of a bypass)	2
	Kieran Bell	1976	English	Famed for anger - no one has ever seen Kieron happy	6
	Glyn Bevan	1960	Australian	Old bastard	4
	Cedric Biseuil		French	Think Blanco, Sadourny, Ntamack, then think again.	3
	Joe Collins	1978	English	Looking to vie with Christiaan as find of the season and pushing for the regular 15 shirt	8
	Martin Cooper	1971	English	How does the fat bastard do it?	9
	Alan Cranny		Irish	Face of a boxer, who lost all his fights	2
	Chris Edmunds		English	Wunderkid two seasons ago - has the bubble burst?	7
	Nathan Farr - NEW			Dropped the 'Jones' from his name and changed position in his comeback	4
	Christiaan Freeman		South African	A hit in the trials, has everything to excel this season	8
	Patrick Gallagher		Global Imperialist	If you buy him he promises to get his sisters friend back	7
	Abdul Hussain - NEW	1999	English	Our latest local protege - hard tackling and quick.	3
	Emmanuel Jaclot		French	Think Saint-Andr�, Lagisquet - oh dear again	4
	Anthony Jenner	1965	English	Keen and eager, another bloody Englishman	2
	Andy Jones	1978	English	Hard-working	4
	Paul Kelly	1975	?	Looking sharp in pre-season	2
	Andy MacQueen		Scottish	Talented and Scottish - a rare combination. Awaiting a call from Geech	7
	Olly Money		English	He's the...	2
	Jamie McKillop	1976	Scottish	JAMIE!	6
	Jar O'Brien	1973	Irish	A converted lock, but don't let that fool you.	1
	David Salmon		English	Plays centre like his father.	3
	Nick Silversides	1975	English	Named after a gorilla �, plays like the Chimp�	3
	Harland Sinclair	1980	New Zealander	Plays barefoot	7
	Tristan Smith		English	Has all the credentials to be an English three-quarter	3
	Alistair Sykes	1979	English	From Yorkshire allegedly.	2
	Andrew Taylor	1974	English	Confused about everything rugby offers, but still gets the points	7
	Garfield Thompson		English	Looks big and accomplished, from a distance	3
	Lloyd Thompson		English		1
	Adriaan van der Merwe		South African	Clubman with the most vowels in his name	4
	Bennie van der Westhuizen		South African	Does Bennie have the jets - let's hope so.	4
	Erwin van Rooyen		South African	Always confused with his brother - the talented one	5
	Doug Wessels		South African	Another promising import - can he get the points though?	4
	Terrence White		South African	Plays well in dry, warm conditions� oh!	7
	Philip Wilkinson	1976	Irish	Has all the moves - remember M&B?	8
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